Governor Newsom Orders All Trees To Wear Masks To Prevent Spread Of Wildfires

SACRAMENTO, CA—Fresh off his fireside chat to the state of California last week, Governor Gavin Newsom is announcing swift action to combat the spread of wild global-warming fires in his state. According to sources, Newsom will be signing an executive order requiring all trees to wear masks so that they don't catch fire."My proposal is proven an …
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